In honor of the upcoming Valentine’s Day “holiday” we here at FFBR decided to do what we do best: objectify fictional male characters. With that said, here is my list of Five Male Television Characters Who Should Exist In Real Life Because They Are All Infinitely Better Than The Real Men in Our Nation’s Capitol.*
–Looks great running around the park
–Once solved a case while on mushrooms
–Not that great of a lawyer (lost the Associate competition to Alicia; loses his case almost every week)
–Has a hard time letting go of grudges
He gets possessive over his space, drinks too much wine, and is almost entirely incapable of talking about his ~feelings~ in relationships. Some people may call these turn-offs. These people and I would not last in a relationship, as Grayson is basically myself in male form.
Sometimes you just need a murderous psychopath with oddly-twitchy eyebrows and a tendency for mind control. If you’re not into that, there’s always his relatively-sane (and much more boring) brother Stefan.
1. The men of Friday Night Lights
I’m not saying that I spent the majority of my weekend catching up on season 5 of FNL before this week’s series finale, but I am saying that I had a great weekend doing whatever it was that I did. Just look at these GQMFs:
Ah, the fictional love of my TV life. If I had spent my weekend watching FNL, I might have let out an audible squeal when he suddenly appeared towards the end of the season. And I may have teared up a little when he surprised his Grandma in Dillon with a Christmas tree because 1) I am 99% sure FNL has some sort of sadistic need to make everyone cry at least twice per episode and 2) there is no relationship on TV that’s more adorable than Matt and his Grandma.
Aim high, ladies!
*I should specify that this list is only for TV shows still on the air. Otherwise, Chandler Bing would obviously be number one.
**The Libra would like to add that Damon is number one on her list.