We already have one mascot. It’s time we introduced a second.
Lauren Zizes is a newish addition to Glee & involved with Puck (also pictured). I wasn’t really paying attention to Glee last night, as I was too distracted by thoughts of how much I dislike Gwyneth Paltrow, so it was a delightful surprise to hear her proposition Puck with the following:
“Remember when I told you I had a master plan? Here it is. Can you think of a celebrity who released a tape of their “intimate relations” and it didn’t make them more famous? Rachel Berry wants to be a famous singer. I just want to be famous. Doing that number for glee club was my first step towards being a star. I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show and a fragrance. It will be called Zizes, and the slogan will be, ‘You just got Ziced!’”
Their plan was derailed when Gwyneth told them it would be considered child porn, but that’s okay. As the incomparable Hal Sparks once told the Libra and myself, “Famous for bad reasons…you’re on the right track.”