Introducing the FFBR Mascot: Part Two

We already have one mascot. It’s time we introduced a second.

Lauren Zizes is a newish addition to Glee & involved with Puck (also pictured). I wasn’t really paying attention to Glee last night, as I was too distracted by thoughts of how much I dislike Gwyneth Paltrow, so it was a delightful surprise to hear her proposition Puck with the following:

“Remember when I told you I had a master plan? Here it is. Can you think of a celebrity who released a tape of their “intimate relations” and it didn’t make them more famous? Rachel Berry wants to be a famous singer. I just want to be famous. Doing that number for glee club was my first step towards being a star. I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show and a fragrance. It will be called Zizes, and the slogan will be, ‘You just got Ziced!’”

Their plan was derailed when Gwyneth told them it would be considered child porn, but that’s okay. As the incomparable Hal Sparks once told the Libra and myself, “Famous for bad reasons…you’re on the right track.”

-The Gemini


About Famous For Bad Reasons

Pop Culture and Feelings, brought to you by two people with too much regard for the former and no regard for the latter.
This entry was posted in FFBR and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

2 Responses to Introducing the FFBR Mascot: Part Two

  1. admin says:

    I can’t appreciate your new mascot because I’m still reeling from the fact that you don’t like Gwyneth Paltrow! She’s the best thing on the Glee episodes these days!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s