Today, the Gemini and I were talking about how we should start a consulting agency. Need to know if you should quit your job? Ask us (probably, if you have a better one lined up, duh). Need to know appropriate and inappropriate uses for Skype? Ask us (hint: if you have to ask, you already know). Need to know what to do with leftover pizza? Come on over. We will help you through all your concerns, whether it be which psychics in New York City will give you a 5 dollar reading without trying to tell you that you have a demon attached to you, or if you should buy wedge shoes because they’re in this season (no). So, like, if the future of FFBR takes a sudden turn for the best when the Gemini moves into FFBR HQ, it’s because we’ll have started the FFBR Consultant Group.
In the meantime, you can ask us for any advice, and we’ll answer dutifully.
Happy Hump Day,
The Libra
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i want to come visit nyc and stay with you guys one of the nights so we can pillow talk and post on each other’s FB walls while we’re in the same room.
This is a great idea. You and the Gemini can share some wine while I wine about how I can’t drink alcohol.
–The Libra