I don’t like Kris Jenner. As the Other Libra said recently, she’s like a pimp and all the Kardashian/Jenner children are her hoes. It’s kind of disturbing.
Or, rather, I DIDN’T like Kris Jenner, until I saw the most amazing episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. This episode actually aired a few weeks ago but I just saw it yesterday because I don’t have cable anymore (my life is hard). Anyway, the episode centers around Kris’s incontinence problem. Basically: she pees her pants in public. A lot.
In true Kris fashion, she’s not embarrassed about this. In fact, she goes out and pitches her way to an endorsement deal with Poise, whose products appear to be basically Depends for young people. WHAT.
And speaking of WHAT:
Anyway. Props to Kris for doing whatever she can to make a buck. It’s like if I had herpes (to clarify, I do not have herpes) and decided to become the new face of Valtrex. If you ever find yourself in a similar situation, I suggest you follow in Kris’s footsteps immediately. After all, if you have to pee your pants in public, you might as well get paid for it.
While you’re waiting for said endorsement deal, remember these words of wisdom from Kris: “The family that Kegels together stays together!” Have truer words ever been spoken?