We are not making this up. As reported at the ever-infallible Fox news, a dude totally created a bronze sculpture featuring a nude Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. To show his support, I think, of the Canadian healthcare system. Or the liberties of youth. Or being sexy teenagers? (Great, now we’re going to get even more awkward google hits.)
The artist tried to argue it’s not about nudity but about the power of a young couple.
Ho-kay. It’s not about nudity. It’s about Adam and Eve. Which is also not about nudity.
(Thanks to Tiffany the Taurus for alerting us to this High Art.)