So, Guy Fieri’s a Jerk. Who Knew?

As our faithful readers know, the Gemini and I have a love/hate relationship with Guy Fieri (who’s like the Adam Richman of the Food Network). We love to watch him smear himself in the grease of various animals, leaking all over like the collective goo of those really sad nursing homes you rarely frequent.

According to Videogum, apparently Guy Fieri is a jerk in real life who isn’t comfortable around gay men and who makes all the women uncomfortable by staring at their boobs.

WHO KNEW?

Next you’re going to tell me that butter’s bad for me and that Paula Deen doesn’t have my best interests at heart!

Let’s all remember the Guy Fieri we care about– the one who takes massive amounts of food, shoves it in his mouth, and then makes awkward jokes on screen as, like, porkbelly clings to that facial hair that makes many women uncomfortable. Physically uncomfortable. Let’s remember him as a body, a gurgling body of marbled fat and love (of marbled fat).

–The Libra

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10 Responses to So, Guy Fieri’s a Jerk. Who Knew?

  1. rachel says:

    guy fieri, you are not meant for this world.

  2. lisa says:

    i just can’t get past the hair.

  3. Sarah says:

    I was hoping this wasn’t true. I just love all of the food he gets to eat on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. Maybe this is all a lie from his producer who is suing him?

  4. kevin says:

    Who cares ! don’t think he cares what we think !!

    • I honestly do care. He’s homophobic and leers at women, and he gets paid to do it. He got caught being a douchebag, and now we get to say, “Hey, look at this douchebag.” In fact, he should care. His ratings could be directly affected. Don’t forget, there are actors who’ve been fired from shows for being homophobic (Isaiah Washington on “Grey’s Anatomy”). Why wouldn’t Guy Fieri be subjected to similar treatment?

      –The Libra

  5. Jeff says:

    This article is ridiculous. Where is your proof? “Don’t forget, there are actors who’ve been fired from shows for being homophobic (Isaiah Washington on “Grey’s Anatomy”). Why wouldn’t Guy Fieri be subjected to similar treatment?”. Do you have any such proof that he has treated anyone poorly? This argument is looser than a one legged fox in mating season.

  6. Michael says:

    As long as he keeps wearing his awesosome moon shades on the back of his head ALWAYS. frosty gray hair hiding penis face too cool undeserving of riches prick. I love how itilian he says his name which is actually Ferry not “Fieri” ahhhhhhh but I’m jealous. Uggghh

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