The ever hilarious YA author Maureen Johnson had a few words of advice for holiday tourists in NYC:
Maureen doesn’t usually condone violence, but the law’s the law, tourists. The law is the law.
I’d also like to add that I’m tired of yupsters coming up to me in my neighborhood to find out how to get to Park Slope or the C line. I have sunglasses and headphones on to appear less inviting; can’t you ask someone who sells drugs? They know every neighborhood inside and out!