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The Libra Contemplates an Alleged Hollywood Murder

There is a rumor that Christopher Walken was an eyewitness, or an aid, to the alleged murder of Natalie Wood. Now, if you know the story of Natalie Wood’s death, you know she couldn’t swim and drowned when she, I … Continue reading

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Alex Ebert, Give Me Your Church Hat Collection

I had a dream the other night that I asked Alexander Ebert of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros for his hat he was wearing. In my dream I was at a dusty music festival where EVERYONE I HATED stood … Continue reading

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