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The Libra Becomes a Swollen-Eyed New Yorker

This is basically what I look like right now: I woke up in the middle of the night to what I thought were mosquito bites on my arm, hand, lip, and eyelid. I realize now they were black flies. Black … Continue reading

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The Libra’s Advice to the Concert-Going Dudes

Guys, I had an awkward experience attending The Elected show (omg Blake Sennett– fangirl moment!) at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn. I seriously have no problem with receiving compliments, getting stared at, etc., but if a dude’s going to smile … Continue reading

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The Limitations of the Libra’s Crush on Leonardo DiCaprio

I don’t have much to say about the Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio pairing. It bores me. Who hasn’t seen a guy in his 30s date young women in their early twenties with blonde hair? That sort of thing may … Continue reading

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The Libra Hypothesizes: Everyone Has a Crush on AA Bondy

I have this theory that everyone has a crush on AA Bondy, even– or should I say, especially— straight men. Maybe it’s more of a hypothesis, but I’m not about to engage in any “scientific method” to develop “data” and … Continue reading

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Alex Ebert, Give Me Your Church Hat Collection

I had a dream the other night that I asked Alexander Ebert of Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros for his hat he was wearing. In my dream I was at a dusty music festival where EVERYONE I HATED stood … Continue reading

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Matthew Kenney: The Libra’s Raw Crush

I always tend to have a crush on chefs. It started with Tyler Florence when I was 19 and has shifted every year from one chef to another. I’ve even had crushes on non-famous chefs I’ve run into, over the … Continue reading

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This Is An Intervention Post: Update

Remember this? I know. I blocked it out too. But good news! Zac has listened to my advice (I’m sure he read my entry many times) and slowly made his way back to looking like the delectable being he is. … Continue reading

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