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The Libra Investigates a Kollection, Part 2.

Apologies for the delay in this second installment. Life happened, in which I ate so many cupcakes I made while doing stress-baking. For those of you I promised cupcakes to, I’m sorry to say I’ve subsisted off of them these … Continue reading

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The Libra Investigates a Kollection, Part I.

A couple of days before learning of Kim’s Very Sad News, FFBR’s friend Virgolightly (nicknamed just now for her willingness to model clothes like Holly Golightly) decided we should investigate the Kardashian Kollection at Sears. I was like, “Hell, yeah! … Continue reading

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The Gemini Declares a Moratorium on Kim Koverage

Guys. I can’t. Seriously. When I first read the news, I was like this: But then I woke up this morning and was like this: I’m talking, of course about Kim’s divorce. The one that I, along with every other … Continue reading

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Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: Prelude to Divorce

Guys. This wedding. Woof. I have an abnormally high Kardashian tolerance. But Oh My God, this was painful. It’s too bad we don’t make any money (yet!) at FFBR, because I definitely need some kind of workers’ compensation for having … Continue reading

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The Gemini on Her New Role Model, Kris Jenner

I don’t like Kris Jenner. As the Other Libra said recently, she’s like a pimp and all the Kardashian/Jenner children are her hoes. It’s kind of disturbing. Or, rather, I DIDN’T like Kris Jenner, until I saw the most amazing … Continue reading

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The Libra’s Final Recap of “Khloe and Lamar” (not the season finale tho)

Last week the Gemini was supposed to fill in for me with the “Khloe and Lamar” recap. She ended up making three videos, all with technical difficulties. If you browse our youtube channel you can see them, and if you … Continue reading

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The Libra Recaps Episode 4 of Khloe and Lamar

I don’t use hand puppets. I don’t use anything. I don’t even recap. I just talk about Lamar’s BFF Jamie, while curled up in a quilt, wearing a questionable band tee-shirt. (See if you can guess which band? Yuck!) Warning: … Continue reading

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