Tag Archives: the Gemini

The Gemini Relives Her Early Teenage Years

I loved boy bands in the late 90s/early 00s.  Duh.  I still listen to BSB and Nsync on the regular and get really excited when it becomes acceptable to play Christmas music again so people don’t look at me weird … Continue reading

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The Future: in Front of a Live Studio Audience?

I watched the “2 Broke Girls” premiere in support of one of my favorite “internet personalities” Molls, who’s one of the staff writers for the show. I feel it’s important to point out when somebody, anybody, gets hired for being … Continue reading

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The Libra and the Gemini as Roommates

We get a lot of search hits from people wondering about Gemini/Libra friendships or how Geminis and Libras work as roommates together. Let me just provide you guys with a little scenario of what you might need to look out … Continue reading

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Life Updates From the Gemini

Guys, my computer is broken. Do you know how hard it is to exist with the internet on your phone when you gave up your iPhone 6 months ago? Especially when you’re winding down the last days at your job … Continue reading

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The Future of FFBR

Today, the Gemini and I were talking about how we should start a consulting agency. Need to know if you should quit your job? Ask us (probably, if you have a better one lined up, duh). Need to know appropriate … Continue reading

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The Libra Becomes a Swollen-Eyed New Yorker

This is basically what I look like right now: I woke up in the middle of the night to what I thought were mosquito bites on my arm, hand, lip, and eyelid. I realize now they were black flies. Black … Continue reading

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Updates From FFBR HQ

1.) The Gemini is going with the Other Libra to the Jersey Shore this weekend. Requests to replace The Gemini should she not return because she’s accidentally eloped with the Situation and gotten all kinds of messed up can be … Continue reading

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